Super PredatorMember8212 XPMar-15-2018 11:50 PMDavid observes the Predator darkening his doorstep. What happens next?
Elder PredatorMember2674 XPMar-17-2018 11:40 AMPREDATOR- "Knock, knock!"
"Let The Cosmic Incubation Begin" ~ H.R. Giger
Elder PredatorMember2674 XPMar-17-2018 11:46 AMDAVID- "I was just about to take a break from creating. Can I interest you in a flute lesson?"
"Let The Cosmic Incubation Begin" ~ H.R. Giger
Elder PredatorMember2674 XPMar-17-2018 11:56 AMPREDATOR- "Sure, where's your flute?" ;)
DAVID- "Well, it's more of a penny whistle actually, it's in my utility pouch"
*Pred fetches the whistle-flute from the utility pouch*
"Place it between your... er mandibles...like so..."
"Now blow....and I'll do the fingering"
"Let The Cosmic Incubation Begin" ~ H.R. Giger
Elder PredatorMember2674 XPMar-17-2018 12:45 PMPREDATOR- "I have symphonies in me bro!"
DAVID- "Not quite. My, my...first we really must do something about your rather horrendous halitosis!"
"Let The Cosmic Incubation Begin" ~ H.R. Giger
Elder PredatorMember2674 XPMar-17-2018 1:44 PMPREDATOR- "You know, I've always dreamt of becoming a great flautist, it's just that...well you know...my fingers, they're not built for handling delicate objects! "
DAVID- "No-one understands the lonely perfection of my dreams....."
PREDATOR- "Raaarrrh...You're one ugly Mother*ucker, I'm leaving now....I'll NOT be back!"
*Pred storms off in a huff*
DAVID- "No, please...stick around!"
"Let The Cosmic Incubation Begin" ~ H.R. Giger
Elder PredatorMember2414 XPMar-17-2018 6:37 PMhahaha Lone! The only thing creepier than David fingering flutes with himself, is with him and a Predator....hmmm now that's wrong on so many levels
Elder PredatorMember2414 XPMar-17-2018 6:53 PMPredator: Im here for Puppy School
David: "Welcome brother."
Elder PredatorMember2674 XPMar-17-2018 11:50 PMHehe...perhaps there is still a future for AvP after all! ;)
"Let The Cosmic Incubation Begin" ~ H.R. Giger
